This is Dabby’s favorite read (actually my favorite.. )
There’s a Wocket in my Pocket
(and a Findow in my window.. and a Nook Gase in my bookcase)
By: Dr Seuss
Did you ever have the feeling there’s a Wasket in your Basket?
Or a Nureau in your Bureau?
Or a Woset in your Closet?
Sometimes, I feel quite Certain there’s a Jertain in the Curtain.
Sometimes I have the feeling there’s a Zlock behind the Clock.
And that Zelf up on that Shelf!
I have talked to him myself.
That’s the kind of house I live in.
There’s a Nink in the Sink
And a Zamp in the Lamp
Some of them are very friendly.
Like the Yot in the Pot.
But that Yottle in the Bottle!
Some are friendly.
Some are NOT.
I like the Zable on the Table.
And the Ghair under the Chair.
But that Bofa on the Sofa…
Well, I wish he wasn’t there.
All those Nupboards in the cupboards.
They’re good fun to have about.
But that Nooth Grush on my Tooth Brush…
Him, I could do without!
The only one I’m really scared of
is that Vug under the Rug.
And that Quimney up the Chimney…
I don’t like him.
Not at all.
And it makes me sort of nervous when the
Zall scoots down the Hall.
But the Yeps on the Steps-
They’re great fun to have around.
And so are many, many other friends that I have found…
Like the Tellar and the Nellar and the Gellar and the Dellar
and the Bellar and the Wellar and the Zellar
in the Cellar.
And the Geeling on the Ceiling…
and the Zower in my Shower
and the Zillow on my Pillow.
I don’t care if you believe it.
That’s the kind of house I live in.
And I hope we never leave it.
The End